13 Jan 2284 - 1101 EST
From: Lieutenant Arthur Lynch
To: Everyone
Subj: Re: Duke Nukem Forever Tournament

This is a highly inappropiate use for military computers. All copies of this video game have been wiped from our systems. Any individual who further attempts to use our computers for gaming will be face disciplinary action.

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13 Jan 2284 - 0950 EST
From: Private Barry O'Connor
To: Everyone
Subj: Duke Nukem Forever Tournament

The UTS Atlas Duke Nukem Forever Tournament is being held on this Saturday.

For those of you who don't know, DNF is the hottest first person shooter to be released this year. Reply back to this email if you want to register.